Mi vida... tal cual

lunes, julio 07, 2008

Life is this.

Getting up in the morning, opening the door and finding there is nothing but tons and tons of unavoidable work to be done.
You want to sleep, but you cannot.
You want to fuck, but you are so fucking demanding on how the girl you want to stick your dick in must be like, you end up doing it with your bare hand.
Solution? There is no such thing as that in life. Loose your standards or loose your sex-life forever.

Hey, look on the bright side: the older you get, the creppier it will get to tell the girl you are about to nail that you are a virgin.
And being a 60-year-old-virgin must not be that hard, is it not, old future self?